#harry in cute little shorts and a black tank top to show off his boobs #and a thigh holster where he stores bananas #people are like ‘oh let’s see the gun then’ #and he whips out a banana all ‘it’s a chiquita 2014 #the latest in nana technology’ #all the bad guys just give up because he’s too fucking cute #they just want to take him home to their wives and be like ‘look at this little flopsy mopsy can we keep him’ #they let him have all the artifacts and he sends them off with blueberry muffins [++]
Larry/Lourry/whatever feels right for you really in a photoset as asked by Val
i don’t understand why it’s illegal to have sex with a miner they provide us with coal and electricity they deserve a little fun
I love working at amazon during the holidays because you get to see all of the things people order for Christmas. It’s fun thinking that the little froggy rainboots you just shipped out will make some toddler miles away squeal with delight, or the earrings you just stuck in a box will earn a kiss.
but then you box a huge black dildo shaped like a fist.